Off to NY. So excited for Vermin on the Mount in Brooklyn mañana! (at San Diego International Airport)

When Blurbs Go Bad

Many thanks to Aaron Galbreath, Lincoln Michel and Electric Literature for publishing my piece about the blurb trade. The response on social media has been incredible, which is a huge relief as I was very nervous about going public with this story (even though I don’t name names). A lot of people have been sharing blurb stories with me today and they are CRAZY. Keep them coming! An excerpt: 

I prepared to type out my reply with the rage of a thousand furious trolls, but I didn’t know what to say. It’s okay? I understand? It wasn’t okay and I didn’t understand. I felt as if I’d been poleaxed. It would have been better if the blurber had declined to read the book when I emailed in the first place. To receive an endorsement only to have it withdrawn after they’d read the book was like being declined for a second date after having sex on the first.

Forest of Fortune Homecoming Tour

This weekend I’m back on the road with a series of readings at in the city where I was born, the campus where I went to college, the city where I’m form (sort of), and the part of the country I still hold a grudge against thanks to the U.S. Navy. I’ll have copies of Forest of Fortune at all of these events:

10/04     Brooklyn, NY     5pm
Vermin on the Mount
(Space limited. Message for details)

10/09     Radford, VA     7:30pm
Reading and book signing
Heth 019, Radford University

10/11     Radford, VA     2pm – 5pm
Book signing at Alumni Village on Moffett Lawn
Radford University Homecoming

10/12     Washington, DC     7pm
Three Tents Reading Series with Pamela Erens & Roy Kesey
The Big Hunt 1345 Connecticut Ave NW

10/16     Chicago, IL
WORDS+MUSIC with Curbside Splendor authors and Joe Meno
Empty Bottle 
1035 N. Western Ave.
$8 at the door or free with RSVP

Dildos R Us

Last week I had the pleasure of speaking with Chuck Palahniuk about his new novel Beautiful You for San Diego CityBeat’s Fall Arts Preview. We talked about dildos, pornography, and his upcoming visit to San Diego. 

Beautiful You, which sounds like a feminine hygiene product, has a cult-like power over its customers.

“I wanted [the name of the company to be] something euphemistic but also… flattering and attractive. And, also, I wanted two words—two words that would be enticing but wouldn’t make any sense in and of themselves.”